darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(via ruinedchildhood)

hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

(via davemustainee)

cracked:

History’s actual Vikings would have scoffed at Chris Hemsworth for looking like a Nordic hobo who spent a night in a dumpster.
5 Scenes From History That Everyone Pictures Incorrectly

#5. Real Vikings Were a Bunch of Fussy Dandies
It turns out, the only thing Vikings loved more than a fine day pillaging and slaughtering was the sort of personal grooming most of us modern people wouldn’t dream of bothering with. Seriously, they were way, way into that shit: Pretty much every non-slave member of Viking society wore absurdly complex hair and beard styles they freely peacocked with to display their status in the community. Most owned elaborate grooming kits that included tweezers, razors, tiny scissors, and, presumably, the new album of that bone-horn player you’ve probably never heard about.

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cracked:

History’s actual Vikings would have scoffed at Chris Hemsworth for looking like a Nordic hobo who spent a night in a dumpster.

5 Scenes From History That Everyone Pictures Incorrectly

#5. Real Vikings Were a Bunch of Fussy Dandies

It turns out, the only thing Vikings loved more than a fine day pillaging and slaughtering was the sort of personal grooming most of us modern people wouldn’t dream of bothering with. Seriously, they were way, way into that shit: Pretty much every non-slave member of Viking society wore absurdly complex hair and beard styles they freely peacocked with to display their status in the community. Most owned elaborate grooming kits that included tweezers, razors, tiny scissors, and, presumably, the new album of that bone-horn player you’ve probably never heard about.

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  • Me: *wears band shirt as a mating signal*

Vikings |  2.03 “Treachery” | Rollo

Vikings |  2.03 “Treachery” | Rollo

(via vikings-shieldmaiden)

insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

(via adrianrnonk)

justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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(via epic-humor)

epic-humor:

ITS THE COOL GUY!

officialprincewilliam:

when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email

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(via epic-humor)